My name is Patrick. I use these various digital and electronic means to retransmit my life. And every bit is fiction.

I am currently residing in Washington state. I am not wearing socks, although my feet are chilly. The front door is shut, but it is unlocked.
And I’ve gotten fat, cut my hair and grown a beard.
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